Does this make me a sex addict or a nympho-maniac???

I freaking love sex.  I mean seriously.  I LOVE IT.  If I had an awesome body, I just might be a porn star.  Or if it wasn't so gross, a freakin prostitute.  I mean, think about it.....  I could do what I love AND get paid for it???? Really???

Okay, being a prostitute is just gross.  So lets just cross that off my list.  And a porn star? Well, maybe not.  Don't really want everyone to be able to watch me work my magic.  I just want one- okay, maybe 2- guy to have sex with on a REGULAR basis.  And by regular, I mean, more than once a week.  I mean AT LEAST 3-4 times a week.  Preferrably daily, if not several times daily.  Having sex, makes me want to have MORE sex. I think about it at work, in the car, in the shower, at the grocery store, at the gas station, while I am brushing my teeth, while I walk the dog, while I mow the grass, while I take a poo..... well, I think you get the picture.  I have yet to find a man who wants it as much as me.  I am not asking for marriage or any of that.  Okay, yes that is what I would ultimately like.  To be married.  To a sex starved mandingo, who rocks my world daily. 

At the moment, I have one particular wizard that has the ability to make me see stars EVERY SINGLE TIME we do it, and only with penetration.  No tongue action needed.  That has NEVER happened to me.  I mean seriously.  This boy has the golden ticket in his pants!!  I don't call him Willy Wonka for nothing!!!  I want to screw his brains out every time I lay eyes on him.  When I think about the last time we had sex, I get all tingly and moist.  No joke.  He has put a serious spell on my vagina.  She is sprung.  Sure, he has another woman.  Yeah, yeah, yeah.  I know, I know.  They have an agreement, and right now so do he and I.  As long as I don't fall madly in love with anything other than his dick, we are all gravy.  And my vagina, well, she is MADLY IN LOVE  with his disco stick.  He has made sex with anyone else, well, less than.  :(  Of course, it doesn't stop me from having sex. I crave sex like its heroine.  seriously. 

I would rather have sex than eat.  I would rather have sex than drink.  But, drinking makes me want to have sex.  I should probably not drink. 

I wasn't always this way.  Well, not as extreme.  I've always liked sex.  But, now I CRAVE it.  Like a vampire craves blood.  Like a junkie craves its next fix.  I am a sex junkie. 

I like it hard, rough, and aggressive. 

but, sometimes, I like it slow, and steady. 

I need a detox or rehab. 

yeah, not so much.  Thanks anyway.